Sebangkoi Park/Country Resort

Yo folks. This is a long overdue post. Meant to post it at the beginning of the month, but I got lazy and keep procrastinating and so it never made it into my blog. But I promised myself that I'd post it up this month! So here it is.

Psssttt. This post serves to tell all you peps out there that Sarikei is not really a bad place to live in. Although I did and still do complain a lot about Sarikei (about its peps, food, everything lar), it doesn't REALLY mean that Sarikei is an all bad place ya know? It's got its goods and bads, wokay. And today, I present to you : a good part of Sarikei - Sebangkoi Park/Country Resort. I'll refer to the place as Sebangkoi Park in this entire post tho. Read on. =)

Visit to Sebangkoi Park, Sarikei

I took a trip to the Sebangkoi Park in Sarikei on the 10^th March 2007 just because my right foot has healed to the point where I can walk without crippling. That means I can use the stairs properly now without needing to walk like a crab. *chuckles* The other reasons are : I was bored and I just needed some sort of getaway. Hehe.

The trip wasn’t really planned to perfection, but it wasn’t bad either. Planning was made half a day prior and kinda in a hurry state. We didn’t prepare much. Just brought some food over for picnic and then spent the rest of the day exploring the park and playing with water. I didn’t explore much cuz although my injuries were healed I still couldn’t get really far and I tried my best not to subject too much stress on my foot. ^^ I really gotta credit my secretary, YY for making all the preparations. She prepared all the fried drumsticks and chicken wings (complete with chili sauce mind you!), iced drinks (orange juice, milk & mineral water) and sandwiches (tuna, eggs with mayo & cheese!!!). Thx! ^-^

We departed from Sarikei at 10.15 am and reached there around 11 am. There was only the four of us : me, my secretary YY, her friend HH & my draftsman Wan. It wasn’t hot at all even though it was near noon time. The sounds that the crickets and all the other forest dweller’s made forms some sort of orchestra and are quite soothing to the ears. It helps you to relax and reminds you that you are far far far away from the town/city and all the pollution that’s not good for your health. Here are some pictures taken inside the park.

The entrance into Sebangkoi (some sort of back door, cuz it's nearer to the largest waterfall we were targetting!)

On the way in, we saw this...

...and climbed steep narrow stairs leading up up up...

... and up...

...and the waterfall!!! Saw the red arrow? It's the root of the trees that dangles from somewhere above. Remember those ropes used by tarzans? Wan actually used it for his tarzan swings. Sorry no pics tho..*sigh*

The air inside the park was cool and refreshing. It was covered with plants of all kinds (heck I don’t even know their names cuz I’m sooo dumb when it comes to identifying plants). I only managed to identify uh… the bamboo trees, and uh uh… crap. I only know the bamboo trees. The rest ar… =X Clueless. Totally clueless. But they are green in various shades/tones, and I assure you, yes they are plants that produce photosynthesis and thus release plenty of oxygen for visitors like us to breath in. =) Now THAT’s good, right?

I took some videos too but heck, I hafta learn how to post them up cuz I had no idea how to do that. I’ll link them once I mastered the art to do so. ;P (or maybe not. I plan to do a better post the next time I go there. So, just be patient lar ok? =P)

Did I mention that there are waterfalls inside Sebangkoi Park? Several small ones. We claimed the largest waterfall (which measures about 1 metre plus in height. Check the largest pic above) to ourselves and played there till my feet turned into prunes! Yeah, we played inside the water. I enjoyed standing in the cool of the water very very much. The water is quite shallow upstream (about 1 feet in depth only!) with lotsa fish and approximately 2 metres downstream. Oh by the way, the naughty fishes nibbled my foot! You know, the kinda nibble a pet hamster will give you when you played with it? It’s the friendly type. Quite nice really. But I took precautions not to let them get used to it. If they grow comfortable with nibbling my foot, they may eventually consider biting it for good! And for food! Eeeeee…. Me dun want lar! So scarry. Oh, the fishes are all small small one. Measuring from as tiny as 1 inch to 5 inches long. Next time I’ll bring some sort of net to catch them. My aunt would love them!!! Hiak hiak hiak. Nice free prezzie!

So, what do you think? Wanna come to Sarikei? *winks*

Regrets

I really regret washing my car last nite.

Why?

It's raining oh so heavily the next day. Today. (T_T)

Me just got back. By car. He was totally drenched.

I've just wiped his body dry dry.

Shall I wash him again tonite?

Why does it always rain AFTER a car wash?

Sien. Damn sien.

Car wash

It has been ages since I last washed a car. Like really trully washed a car. With car shampoo, cloth and water. I used to enjoy helping my aunty washing her car as a kid. My sisters helped of coz, and each of us was sorta assigned a special part to wash eg. the car floor mats, front part of the car, rear part, windows and so on.

That was like... over 10 years ago. *sigh* I feel so old thinking about those stuffs. Occasionaly I dragged myself to help my mum in wiping the cars back at home in Kuching with a wet cloth. My family owns a Toyota Unser and an Avanza. Both of them are bigger than normal saloon car. Heck, they are almost twice, no, 2 1/2 the size of a kancil. Wiping with a wet cloth cannot be considered a thorough car wash but hey, it keeps the cars clean, shining and healthy until the present day. Actually they are sparkling clean. My mum's a great car owner okay. She dusts the interior of the car and wipes the exterior with a wet cloth on daily basis. My dad too. Me? Let's just say it's the car's bad luck to be under my care. *looks at the old trash*

Awww. The poor Nissan 130Y. >_>

Did I just see tears running down its front lights? Hmm. I'm just imagining things right? *sigh*

Ya know what? I actually feel very sorry for him (I call him a him cuz well, he only behaves when my mum's driving it. Sorta manja lar sien liao). Ever since he's been under my care (following me to Sarikei lor) I totally neglected it. Sometimes he goes for weeks without even a body wipe. Sometimes months, with the damn birds here making him their frequent 'toilet' and the cats' sleeping bunk. The more I think of it, the worse I actually feel.

No wonder he's always cranky and ALWAYS broke down whenever I need to use him. My fault really. For being so irresponsible.

Guess what? I made a deal with him just now. Sort of. The deal's simple. I'll give him a bath at least once a week and perhaps a body wipe once every two days. The only thing he needs to do is : behave. That's quite quite quite good already, don't you think?

I guess he agreed cuz I didn't hear him whining. The deal is ON! Woo-hoo!

I spent less than an hour washing him just now. I hope he's enjoying it. If I'm not good at it, don't worry I'll improve. Practice makes perfect mar. Besides, it's good exercise for me. I needed some form of exercise quite badly to control my waistline. Washing car is not bad an exercise, really. Hope I'll stick to it though. Less the old cranky trash acts up again!

Now, it's sitting there at the car porch, sparkling. A knight in shining armor. Waseh! Hope the damn cicak won't aim at it and pan sai on it. I'll castrate those damn creatures! Grrr...

Just being naughty...

I'm feeling a bit naughty right now, and so I thought about some of the naughty things that I did when I really got into the mood. One of the stuffs I did was playing with food. It makes eating them all the more enjoyable. Imagine playing and tempting them a while, then telling them you're gonna eat them, nice and slowly savouring them. Oooo...

So, here are the pics. Nothing too extreme tho. Yayaya I know.. it's silly. So what? Choy meh? =P

A plate of mushroom soup with a drop of white cream in the mid...

which was quickly transformed into the nose of a pig with a tahi lalat on its upper lip! wakaka

Oh, poor pikachu!

There there there. How's that? Hehehe. That's the only post today. I needa catch up on my Anime. Wanna watch Naruto Shippuuden epi 5!!! And maybe one or two epi of CSI. Gotta go minna. Have a good time!!! Just like dear pikachu in the above pic.. LOL

Watches I bought

I had this crazy urge since yesterday to do a post about all the watches I bought. Frankly speaking, I bought my first watch back in year 2000. I remember the day cuz it was a Christmas day. Yeah, 25th Dec 2000. I remember the taukenio at the shop asking me "Buying a Christmas present for yourself?" with a big bright sincere smile.

I bet she said that cuz I looked so young and eager to buy myself the first great watch. Told ya I have baby face. When I first started working, them damn workers on site thought I was a mere 14 year old kid, still wet behind the ears and dunno much. Boy, did they feel super sorry after dealing with me. *cackles with laughter* But, ehem. That's a story for another time, ok.

The second watch was bought last year, around the mid of the year I guess. It took me years to finally buy a watch to my liking, besides my first watch and frankly speaking, I nearly gave up buying cuz I never found one that I truly liked that suits my budget. Of coz I luv Tag Heuer, Maurice Lacroix, Rolex, Titoni, Seiko and other branded watches but they are way way out of my budget lar. The most expensive watch I've ever had was bought by my Dad. It's a Maurice Lacroix that costs over 1k and no, I'm not telling you more cuz I dun wanna get my wrist chopped off by one of those crazy maniac out there. =P

Back to story: the new watch I mentioned just now was the third in my life. Currently, it's the love of my life. Hahaha...

A taukenio of one of the watch shops I went to see look see look commented "The watch you are wearing now looks good mar. Why you wanna buy a new oneee?". I was dumbfounded. Really, the number of 'baka' I met nowadays are getting more than I can manage. I mean, I'm trying to buy a watch. In other words, she gets a customer, she gets to SELL her product, she gets to earn money, what's her fucking problem???

If she's being sarcastic and thought that I didn't have the money to buy, then off I went to the other shop. Crazy taukenio. Wei, ppl wanna buy from you so keep your mouth shut lar ai.

The salesman selling me my 3rd watch was such a charm. He's very polite, very helpful, very keen to interact, and super keen to get customer feedback. All the watches he showed me were not to my liking. It's like I could find fault with each and every watch. Yeah. I'm ngiau chee lar. I paid too much attention to detail lar. I know I know. But I'm paying, so I should make sure I paid for something I really like, ok.

Even my current watch is not perfect. I dun like it's 'light' and it's way too heavy. But, hmm... I'll get used to it. Haha =D

Here's the pic of my watches. The pic does not include the other watches given to me by my Papa. ;P

From left to right, my 1st, 2nd & latest watch. Hehehe ^^

Of those watches hor, I luv the first and third ones the best. Dunno what to say about the 2nd one. Too... feminine? And simple? Me really dunno how to describe or put it lorrr...

Water meter... stolen???

The first shock of the day today, is to reach my office in Sarikei early this morning (7.45 AM), only to be greeted by water fountain the height of approximately half a metre. Guess what? Some jerks stole our water meter. That's like, wtf??? Water meter pun mau curi? Nabeh ar.

I couldn't take pics of the water fountain that was flooding the ground floor staircase leading to our office which is at 2nd floor. Would have loved the effect tho but unfortunately, I didn't bring my camera with me.

I thought about driving back to bring my digicam for a few shots (just for the heck of it) but damn, I had to report the whole shit to my boss in Kch, to the police, and to the building owner. After that, we (me and my cols) were dragged practically all over Sarikei to various gov offices to get the water connected back.

But, but but!!! The Water Board guys came to our office around 2 or 3pm just now and INFORMED us that their scope of work ONLY covers installation of the water meter. Since our water pipe was like, gone... they suggested that we called in plumber by ourselves, get the pipe fixed and then, get the plumbers to fix in the water meter. It's a piece of cake.

I was like O.o

Cheebye. I know it's a piece of cake ok?! But aren't those your piece of cake? After all, your salary comes from the taxes that peps like us paid, ain't that right?! Why the heck do we get lazy, selfish, unhelpful retards like them to work in the so called gov??? Why the fuck we paid RM55.30 for? Just for the damn fucking water meter and having them telling us what we can do? Really! And aren't fixing the water meter THEIR scope of work? Why are they pushing the jobs to the plumbers then? Aren't those THEIR frigging scope of work??? Really. These dickheads have the efficiency of donuts!!! At least donuts fill up your empty stomachs! Ok ok. I'll take that back. They dun have efficiency at all. Stupiak!!!!

These are the pics of the stolen water meter(s). Yeah, there was like, 5 stolen lar. Some of the pipes are missing cuz they totally like, whacked them. *sigh*


This piece of shit costs 50+ bucks! #%^$@%^!!!


My secretary just now said that she hopes the guys who stole the water meters and caused tonnes of misery to our lives would end up having a 'rotten kkc'. LOL. Sorry guys. We had so much inconveniences (imagine no toilet to use for whole day in the office, no water to boil & drink, no water to wash your hands, if you wanna pee pee or bikin kuih, you'll hafta go all 3 storeys down to the nearest kopitiam to borrow their toilet and do your stuffs) cuz of these assholes and well, I just chuckled. ;p

I said, rotten kkc is kinda mild to him lor. Let's try my wish. I hope his kkc can't stand up for the rest of his miserable life! That beats having a rotten kkc down pat!!! *roars with laughter*

I mean, can you imagine having a rotten kkc that can still stand? Euuuu!!! Gross!

I know I know. I'm damn mean, but hey, those jerks deserve it!!! Doncha think so??? Geezzz!

New Watch

I bought a new watch yesterday cuz my previous watch was quite kong liao. I banged it to a closing lift doors. There's a loud clashing sound but externally, my watch appears all right. However, it sustained severe internal injuries. *sigh* There are parts inside that doesn't connect all right, so sometimes, the watch's working as usual and sometimes, it just went bonkers. I be tahan using a watch like that lar. So damn paiseh whenever I'm late cuz I rely on my watch a lot. That's why I'd decided to buy a new watch yesterday lor. It's a Casio again. All the watches I've bought so far are Casio brand. Guess I just sorta have the hots for it gua. They are cheap, I like their designs (ok, not all, but I managed to find the types that I like among the Casios lar). Anyway, I luv big watch. I don't mind the heavy types too. As long as I like it. Haha. Finally bought one after going through so much hassle. I nearly tried all the Casios in the shop. Luckily the salesman's very nice wor. So, here's my watch. It's huge and kinda heavy. Hmmm. Do you think I should weight it anot? It probably weights half a kg. Hahaha.

P/s : I'll post more tomorrow gua. Just reached Sarikei and am damn tired lor. Wanna zzz early, so ta-ta!!!

Home!

Tadaima! I'm home liao. It feels great to be home. Just the smell of my room and pillows and bed soothes me tremendously. The sight of my mum smiling and sisters who greet me with so much enthusiasm totally knocks me over. No kidding! I instantly relaxed and felt all the knots in my shoulders untying by themselves. Gosh I've been so restless that I build knots upon knots until I just can't hold it in any longer. I felt like I was having shoulder cramps. No wonder my shoulders were so hard like rock and my neck was so stiff! Is that truly possible? Having 'shoulder cramps'?

Anyway, now that I'm home I dun really care liao. I've taken my hot shower, washed my hair, ate my mum's home cook meal, washed it down with a big bowl of vanilla ice cream fully topped with crunched nuts and gula atap (is that the right term to use?) and now I'm just so so so dang happy!

You know what this is called?

Heaven. Paradise. Yupe. Home's my heaven, my paradise. Man, it FEELS GREAT TO BE HOME!!!! *muaks* ^_~ My home sweet home! Awww... =Þ

Bad mood

Fridays are supposed to be good days to me. Today's a Friday. It's supposed to be good.

It's NOT.

I have such a foul mood. I'm ready to swallow anybody. ALIVE!

So, who turned this murderous mood of mine ON? Read on and you'd know.

Tried to get the earliest bus back to Kuching (after 5 pm lar) with no luck. The earliest is SURIA which was supposed to depart at 6 pm but they ALWAYS depart late, at least half an hour late. Their drivers drive worse than me (1 drives as if the bus needs serious maintenance/repair, 1 drives as if he's being kejar hantu, 1 always stop to buy durian every fucking half an hour or so during the durian season, 1 cakap non-stop throughout the damn journey and his voice could easily beat the loud speaker at any time and thus interrupting your sleep, 1 always on the look out for whatever gals that he sees and he always bet with his col whether the gal's a virgin or not, and others I just couldn't care to comment anymore). I dun like to use Suria/Pb/Borneo if I could help it. They are mostly always late, their drivers drive like shit, they smoke in the bus, buy heaps of durian and talk nonsense obscene shits, and the bus practically house ants, cockroaches and mosquitoes. And some of their buses are leaking too so it's a total nightmare when it's raining. Fuck man!

I didn't, haven't buy the tix so I decided to go for lunch. Was starving and needed a chill.

I went to Aik Seng kopitiam.

Ordered their oh so special nasi ayam.

When it arrived, the portion was so bloody sikit. The meat wasn't even half the size of my palm. Wtf? They increased 30 cents thus making a plate of their nasi ayam cost RM 3.30 and the portion was even less than before? ##$%^%@%!

That's ok. Sabar. Sabarrr.

The two gals eating next table kept staring at me. Cheebye. Kampung people here are so damn rude. Stare wat stare! I'm so handsome meh?! Damn hiau!!! Wei! I'm gal ok. So fucking stop staring already!

By this point, my mood was turning sour. Then, the guys sitting right opposite me started smoking (cuz they've finished eating their damn lunch), inside the damn kopitiam! Wei. The air is already stuffy inside. There aren't any air-cond. It's noon time and so it's freaking hot. And they smoked inside. AND puffed the smoke in my direction. Niamah. Halfway eating, I have this full cloud of cigarette smoke been blown into my face.

I stopped eating. Anger was rising within me and it has reached a dangerous level. I think the stupid gals next table sensed trouble cuz they suddenly stopped staring and continued eating whatever shit they were stuffing down their big fat hiaw mouth.

People close to me always tell me that I emit this dangerous aura whenever I'm pissed and the atmosphere scared them shitless. I'm so bloody glad that I dunno jackass about kung-fu fighting. I'd have turned anybody into heaps of rotten pulp.

Surprisingly (or maybe not so), the guys opposite me quickly left the table. Maybe they sensed that I was about to kill them at that particular shitty moment? Grrr. I only continued eating when the area cleared abit off the damn cigarette smoke.

Once I was done, I left the kopitiam for my car, only to find a damn Malay car parked alongside my car, totally obscurring me from leaving. There weren't any driver inside, but a bunch of Malay kids were sitting inside, at the back of the car. Ugh! These damn kampung peps!!! Luckily the parking space to the front of my car was empty at that moment, thus leaving me ample space to drive away.

On the road, as usual, I followed a string of jerks who can't differentiate 'turn when exit is clear', no signal ligths indicating where the fuck they wanna go, and they stopped in the middle of the damn road just to fetch their stupid herd of moronic kids, who walked like snails, totally ignoring the long FUCKING queue behind their cheebye parents' car!

I so wanna burn Sarikei to the ground. Can't wait to leave this town. Nabeh.

When I reached home, I noticed that my clothes reek of cigarette and a combination of nasi ayam and other whatnots in the kopitiam. ##!%$#^%$&^$!!!!!!

Quickly turned on the air-cond full blast. Maybe I needed a bucket of cold cold water to cool myself. I'll be ok once the temperature drops.

P/s : Please excuse my cussing. Writting is different ok. I feel much better now that I've spewed all my rants and cussings. I luv my blog! *sigh*

P/s 2 : If you're reading this, and you can't deal with it, then fuck off. Like hell I care. Duh. I'm still quite pissed. Dun kacau me. Dun provoke me. Or you'll live to regret it. *roars* Comments are welcomed tho. >___>

Poor dog : Definitely a goner

I hitched a ride on my way back from Kuching to Sarikei last Sunday. I knew the pep quite well, they were using a Toyota Land Cruiser and it's damn comfortable I tell you. And we reached Sarikei in less than 5 hours. Whoa! Damn awesome, right?

Anyway, what irks me is that the driver ran over a dog 200 metres before reaching Jakar (about 15 mins drive away from Sarikei) and he didn't even realize it. To top that off, the dog's a full grown up dog, so it's about as huge as errr... what should I use for comparison? Half the size of a motorbike. Yeah. That's huge right?

Back to story, the poor dog was completely black. The night was pitch dark. There weren't any street lamps around. We were travelling by 70 kmh upon nearing Sarikei and by the time we saw the dog, it was right in line with the left tyre of the Land Cruiser. The moment we ran over the dog, there was complete silence in the car. I said the first sentence. It's dead. It's dead. The old wise guy sitting next to the driver agreed with me cuz he noticed the left side of the car lifting up a bit as if going through a bump. The dog definitely died on the spot. I only heard a slight whimper when we ran through it. The poor thing!!!

But the driver, oh the driver! He must be drugged or high on someting. How can you ran over a dog the size of half a motorbike and not realize it??? He thought that he hit the dog and the poor thing was bounced off the road into the ditch/longkang nearby. I was so fucking amazed! I mean, how dense can you get huh? *sigh*

May the poor dog RIP. Aaamen.

Open burning : A Great Nuisance!

I hate open burning. 101%. No matter how small it is. Or how huge. You light up a cigarette in front of me, and trust me, you're just half a step closer to being strangled to death by me. Not to mention the jerks here who love to burn every single leave, rumput, or whatever shit that they managed to dig up - all for the sake of fertilizing the damn earth!

They can all kiss my ass.

In fact, I'm itching to call in the reinforcements.

But I'm worried that I'll get kicked outta this neighbourhood. You see, everybody does THAT here.

So here I am, enduring the smoke smell, every single GODAMN evening.

#@$^$#@$@!$

That's another reason why I'll never ever ever hang out my clothes to dry.

It'll come back into my room smelling like a smoked fish. Damn.

When will these jerks learn that open burning is bad bad bad???

1,000 years from now? Yeah. What a great dream!

dizzy O.o

Oro?!

O.O

Me feel weird weird.

Everything spins.

Everything!

Me dizzy-liaoooo.

@.@

The monitor's shaking so badly now.

=.=

Me dunno why.

T.T

Mebe me stared too much?

-.-;;

The monitor got scared of me ka?

>.>

Ai.

My stare so intense meh?

-_-''

Monitor shakes some more.

-__________-'''

Enuf.

*crawls into bed*

Me gonna get the dizziness fixed.

Till I'm done with tat...

Ta-ta. ;p

Ocean Deep by Cliff Richard

Sorry folks if this weird you out. Currently, I just love this song, Ocean Deep by Cliff Richard. I know it's kinda ancient but hey, I just love a great song such a this, with mushy lyrics that actually has meanings! It's so rare nowadays. Artiste nowadays just yap like dogs, it's hardly considered singing. This song, somehow struck a chord deep within me that I didn't know exists. Whether you like it or not, I'll just post lyrics up here whenever I'm in the mood to do so. I get all these from my listening skills. So please forgive me if I get the wordings wrong. I'd be grateful if you'll correct them for me. =P

Besides, me have insomnia problem. =.= Me just can't sleep!!!

Everybody!!! Music ON!

Ocean Deep by Cliff Richard

Love...
Can't you see I'm alone
Can't you give this fool a chance
A little love, is all I ask
A little kindness in the night
Please don't leave me behind
No, don't tell me love is blind
A little love, is all I ask
And that is all...

Uhhh love...
I've been searching so long
I've been searching high and low
A little love, is all I ask
A little sadness when you're gone
Maybe you need a friend
Hold me please don't lets pretend
A little love, is all I ask
And that is all

I want to spread my wings
But I just can't fly
As a string of pearls
And pretty girls
Go sailing by

Ocean deep...
I'm so afraid to show my feelings
I have sailed a million ceilings..
In my solitary room
Ocean deep...
Will I ever find a lover
Maybe she has found another
And as I cry myself to sleep
I know this love of mine... I'll keep
Ocean deep

Love...
Can't you hear when I call
Can't you hear a word I say
A little love, is all I ask
A little feeling when we touch
Why am I still alone
I've got a heart without a home
A little love, is all I ask
And that is all...

I wanna spread my wings
But I just can't fly
As the string of pearls
And pretty girls
Go sailing by

Ocean deep...
I'm so afraid to show my feelings
I have sailed a million ceilings
In my solitary room

Ocean deep...
Will I ever find a lover
Maybe she has found another
And as I cry myself to sleep

I know this love of mine, I'll keep
Ocean deep...
I'm so lonely lonely lonely
Babe babe...

Ocean deep (on my own)
In my road (babe babe)
I'm so lonnnnnely

Ocean deep (I'm so lonely I'm so loneee)
This love of mine I'll keep...
Ocean deep...

---End of lyrics---

If you like what you read, go on, try and find the song and listen to it. Me dunno how to load up songs here ler, kay. Good luck! ^________^

JOB OFFER!!!!!

I've always wondered, why some people can do things half heartedly and still get great offers coming their ways. You know, great offers as in, bloody good remunerations, high position, good pay, less work, that kinda shit. I always work my ass off and I never get them. And guess what?

It totally struck me dumb when the said opportunity came, on Tuesday, 13 Mar 2007. My ex-employer, SC called me on THAT particular morning, asking me to join him in a huge project. It seems that his company has successfully merged with a huge, well known foreign company, which is currently making lotsa huge investments in Malaysia. Or, that's what I've been told. SC wants me to be part of the team. I'm honoured to be offered such a chance. He thinks highly of me. I'm so proud. =D

You see, I'm one crazy, diligent, totally dedicated and loyal worker when it comes to working. I bitch at times but it's nothing really. Just a release ya know? Tensions! If the PROJECT is HUGE enough, and if it EXCITES me enough, I can work hours on end without stopping. I work for the bloody adrenaline rush, the enjoyment, the thrill, the achievements. Money comes later. Appreciation and satisfaction weights more, MEANS more than money, in my context.

SO, IF you're my BOSS, and you DON'T APPRECIATE ME, and you MAKE ME DISSATISFIED, I'm so gonna D-I-T-C-H you! You just wait lar!!!

Just kidding. Just kidding. I'm not that silly ya know. THAT silly! *chuckles*

I'm getting more info soon. Then me decide. Nyehahaha! Of coz. The pay MUST be higher than what I'm earning now. Otherwise, me won't do it. What? You think I'm nuts ar? I said MONEY comes later. It's not among the first in priorities, but it sure as hell IS IMPORTANT!!!

(p/s : SC at times are such a liar I tell you! He can make you jump high high without wings and the next thing you know, you're crashing down even if your wings are flapping madly. Cuz they've got holes on them! Me needa go dig the truth before I can trust him. I dun believe I'm THAT lucky!!! But it's a plus that he's bloody rich. It's bloody good to work for a bloody filthy rich boss ya know!!! It totally beats working for a poor poor miskin company *sigh*)

Clogged Arteries : Family Nightmares

Ok. I'll admit it. I hate clogged arteries. It means you're just one step closer to death. It means you either need to do a 'balooning' (I think that's how they spell it) or a 'by-pass surgery'. None of them are fun. If none of them are successful, then you kiss your sorry ass good bye. Those are serious shits I tell you. You'd be a goner.

Have you booked your place yet? Decided on the type of coffin you wanna use? Damn!

I was having writer's block just now. Seriously. I got tongue tied. My fingers got tied too. I'm usually a very emo person and words just do me no justice when it comes to writing. I'm not exactly a good writer. I write just to rid myself off the anxiety and all the bad negative feelings I have welled up inside me.

Truth is, I just came back from paying a visit to my 2nd Uncle who lives in Sarikei too. Actually I went there to return a book that I borrowed from him months ago. I've delayed it for so long it makes me look really bad. *paiseh* And so I drove to his house with the intention of just returning the book, had a brief conver and then cabut before they can ask me anything more about my work/career. You know how relatives are. They wanna know EVERYTHING. Of coz this is good to a certain degree. Meaning that they care a lot about your well beings. But it gets annoying at times. Ya know what I mean?

Anyway, I dropped by and then learnt that my said Uncle was nearly hospitalized today. Stories are, he went to hospital for a medical check up and the results aren't good. The HA (Hospital Attendant) there advised him to be warded into the local hospital here for a 3 days observation. He maybe having clogged arteries and probably some sort of heart problem too due to the irregularity of his heart beat readings. To make things worse, his blood pressure is sky high and he's having diabetes. It makes surgery difficult because diabetes slows down your wound's recovery rate. On top of that, he told me he has blurry vision, and actually asked me whether it's caused by diabetes. He heard some diabetes patients eventually gone blind. I was speechless. I didn't know how to console him. I just told him not to worry and to rest early cuz he needs to have further tests tomorrow at another specialist clinic in Sibu just to confirm stuffs.

My father had clogged arteries when I was 14-15 years old and the ordeal left a permanent scar within me. It was total nightmare I tell you. The thought of losing my father at such a tender age is unbearable. Luckily he survived all the balooning and by-pass operations. The surgeries costs hundreds of thousands bucks. They sure ain't cheap! After that, he just takes regular chinese medicine to ensure that the arteries remain unclogged. But that's another story for another time.

I feel sorry for my Uncle really. He said he'll just get the Specialist to refer him to Kuching's GH (General Hospital) cuz it's cheaper there and he can't afford to go to Normah or Timberland. I told him going to GH makes the wait longer cuz there are loads of other patients and he'll have to queue up before he can receive treatments. He replied that he's not in any hurry. He can wait. And he calmly said that it's hereditary. That grandpa & grandma both had the problems. He looked like he's given into fates.

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I quickly called my Dad and told him the news the minute I left my Uncle's house. Maybe he can talk to Uncle, somehow. Work something out maybe? Guy talk? I dunno. It's just so sad.

Besides that, I'm worried about this : It's true, what my Uncle said. These stuffs are kinda hereditary ya know. All these clogged arteries and heart problem shits. Both my grandparents have heart problems. Both of them died of heart attacks. Sort of. Clogged arteries are caused by cholesterol, which reminds me to add another reason to keep fit. If you're fat, it possibly means your cholesterol level is sky high too right? I'm so gonna starve myself! I don't wanna have clogged arteries! Aaarrrggghhhh!!!!

Writer's Block

This is gonna be short.

I'm having writer's block. Again.

It happens so oftenly, it's no fun anymore.

Besides, I'm lazy.

Each of my finger weights a tonne.

Ya know how heavy is that?

Answer :
1 finger = 1 tonne = 1,000 kg
Which means 10 fingers = 10 x 1 tonne each = 10 tonnes = 10 x 1,000 kg = 10,000 kg

Becoz of tat, there shall be no title for this entry.

My brain is currently overloaded with other things.

I MUST NOT strain it further by requesting it to THINK of an APPROPRIATE TITLE.

That's so ma fan ya know.

On 2nd thought, without a title, this post will look weird.

That's even more ma fan. Sian too.

I'm having mixed feelings right now.

Me kinda pissed.

Me confused.

Me weird.

Me duno wat I'm doing.

Me so so stoned.

O.o

Eeekkk!

Right Foot Healed!

I'm beginning to walk properly again, so I guess that's good news. No more crippling liao. Hehe. That very fact brought a huge smile to my face. Gosh, it took me one month plus just to recover from a silly stair fall. I really gotta be super careful whenever I climb or use the stairs.

I can't wait to start my exercises to slim down. Previously I didn't exercise much either but my job requires me to visit the site often and it's quite a walk so my waistline remained under control. Until recently, that is. Being completely housebound for one month plus was no fun at all. I missed all the cny shopping mania and even if I managed to get out, it's not for long. *sigh*

But now, all that is in the pass. Couple more weeks and I should be able to start walking/jogging for an hour. I have even talked about this with my cols and they sorta agreed that we'd go jogging together after my foot was REALLY, like totally healed and fully rest and in good shape to take up strenuous activity.

Am so looking forward to when that day comesss… yay!

Missing Mum's Fried Chicken!

One of the things I always miss when I'm away from home is this : my mum's fried chicken. It's different from KFC's, SugarBun or anything good that you claim out there. My mum's fried chicken's got all the love she has in it and nothing in this world can compare to that!!!

*stares at pic while drooling*

Man. This is the first Saturday I spent away from home. I have fun but I'm home sick. Huhuhu... Mummy, me wanna tapao u with me wherever I go, can ar? *looks at Daddy* Can anot??? =P

If you can't beat them, join them

Yeah. You read that right. I really need to surrender when it comes to driving in Sarikei. Each time I'm on the road, I either curse non-stop or I nearly got a heart attack. For goodness sake, peps here drive as if they are blindfolded and as if their damn parents own the fucking road. I lost count of the number of times I nearly ran over one of those jerks on the road. Be it pedestrians, motorcyclist or motorist. My conclusion after being in Sarikei for nearly 1 year is this : If you can't beat them, join them.

You see, I'm just a mere human. I can't change the way they behave. I can't force them to behave. I can't change the world. But what I can do is change myself. So change myself I will.

If you can't beat them, JOIN them!!!

Hell yeah. To extend my life span and to save me more energy & saliva for future use, I'm now determined to BLEND IN with them folks. How? That's easy. Just DO what THEY DO lar! Sap sap sui lar. So let's open your eyes wide wide and read on!!!

These are the things they do (okok... not EVERYONE of them do these but MAJORITY of them do wokay!) and DO THEM I SHALL!!!

1. Drive at 30 kmh in the town
2. Drive at 10 kmh or less than that when turning at junctions (the slower the better)
   
3. Drive at 40-50 kmh when over-taking another vehicle (NEVER go above 60 kmh!!)
   
4. When turning from a 'small' road into a 'big' road, just SQUEEZE your way in even when there is a car coming from the straight main road because they are SUPPOSED to give way to you (see? Smart eh? The cars at the main road are supposed to give way to those coming out from 'small' roads wor. Nice right?) Warning : Do NOT drive like this in big cities (such as Kuching or KL) because this rule only, I repeat, ONLY APPLIES in small town. Got that?! Why? If you drive like that in big cities, you'd be a goner in less than 5 mins!!!
   
5. When you see a vacant parking space, STEP on that accelerator pad hard hard!!! It doesn't matter if other ppl spotted it first, it doesn't matter if they switched their signal lights on first, what matters is "WHO GETS THERE FIRST!!"
6. You can stop in the middle of the road just to answer phone calls
7. Motorcyclist can listen to phone calls while riding their bikes WITH THEIR HELMET ON
8. You can turn right or left WHENEVER you feel like it without putting any signal lights on
9. If you spotted your good friend while driving, it's OKAY for you to hit brake IMMEDIATELY and start chatting heartily away (dun worry, the cars or motorbikes behind ya won't honk at ya cuz they will give way CUZ you're an old ah pek or ah mu and you look as if you're very near death gate already so they should all do their parts being the good citizen they should be and GIVE WAY TO YOU)
10. At night, make sure you drive with your high light on. Never use low light, cause you can't see very far one. Surely end up in longkang one. Other road users won't marah one. Peps here are very understanding one you know!

Hmmm... I think I've covered almost all of them. And guess what? I put them into good use while cruising the town just now and IT'S VERY ENJOYABLE!!! Damn shiok I tell you. Bear in mind tho, you can only do that here.

Welcome to Sarikei.

Scorching hot!

It was scorching hot today! It almost feel like I was being cooked inside a microwave oven. Alive! To make things worse, the electricity was out when the weather was at its hottest! Around 1 pm! The heat was so unbearable, I had to hide inside the car, with its air-cond on. *paiseh*

The moment I reached home at 5 pm, I rushed to the bathroom to take a cold cold shower. Washed my hair too. The very moment I came out tho, and even before I managed to reach my room upstairs, I was already perspiring heavily. It's like... I didn't bath at all. Damn. Was seriously considering taking another bath later on. Sticky sticky. Euuuuu!

After that, I went to have my dinner at one of the open air spot here in Sarikei. It's located right behind the Everise supermarket. I ordered my usual fried dry mee. They serve decent food there and there's no limitation to their time of operation. Other shops aren't even open for business until past 7 pm. I gladly opted this shop cause it has nice techno and pop music playing all the time. Good for sobering up my sulky mood.

I only came home after stopping by at the local library to borrow some books to humor myself. Hey. It was ages since I read anything good okay. So what books did you get? Me? *peeks at said books* Astrology. =X Yayaya... the sun and heat has melted my brain liao. Hahaha. ^^

Burn that fat!

PROJECT NO. 1

Gosh I'm so fat already!!! I'm overweight by 8kgs and I really need to shed those weight! But my fragile right foot put a partial halt to that. Hope I can heal faster than usual to get on with my plan to lose weight. In the meantime, I'll start by screening what I consume. Once I could put more strain on my right foot, I'll follow suit with exercise. This is going to be one big project of the year for me. Seriously considering eating veges only but still haven't decide yet. Should I try that? I'm not sure. I'm currently eating only 2 meals per day and gradually changing my diet to contain 50% fruit. Let's give this project a 2 months period. We'll see how I fare then. Lol...

Start date : 6 March 2007
End date : 6 May 2007
Intended weight to shed : 8 kgs

Psst... sorry ar can't tell you how much I weight otherwise I think you'll all fall outta your chair. I promise to be honest and as just as I could. Hehe.

5 Things to do when you’re too dang free in the office (& ur boss is not around)

Here’s what I came up with in one of my crazy mood this morning.

1. Flush the toilet every 5 mins
2. Leave the water tap running
3. Use the toilet paper as table cloth
4. Wash his mug/cup INSIDE the toilet bowl. You got that right. Just tie a rope to it, lower it into the toilet bowl and FLUSH! See?! Sparkling clean oneeee…
5. Catch lipas, cicak, kutu and any other types of blood sucking insects that you can find and stuff them into your boss room. Make sure you put the kutu on his chair. Make sure it’s betina oneeee!!! Put the lipas (big fat well fed oneeee) inside his drawers. As for cicak, you can put them anywhere, they get to pansai here and there. Fui yoh. Best nye!!! Nyahahaha. Then seal up the half inch space underneath the door to ensure that those goodies remain inside his room. And hopefully, till he comes back to the office!

I’ll think up more later. When I feel like it. Nyehahaha…Or do you have any fun-tastic ideas to add to the list? *skips off*

Bored to Death!

I’m almost bored to death today. Yesterday too. And the day before and before and before! Nothing was happening at work. Nothing at all! I was thinking like, after CNY, surely my immediate boss must have settled all those shits so that we can start work I-M-M-E-D-I-A-T-E-L-Y but no no no. We have to wait. Wait!!! He said ‘ Wait ar. Just wait lar. Err… haven’t settle yet’ Tiu! Easy for him to say. How can you stay idle for months after months at the office doing nothing but amusing yourself with computer games, chatting and just bla bla bla whole day through till office hour’s over? And what’s so bloody difficult to settle that it takes up months and months!!! Retards. Geezzz!

Me so fedup that I wanna punch a sand bag. So frust lar. So many months liao without any ‘chee kek’ work. And here I am bitching about having nothing to do. Most peps with a right mind would be so dang happy if all they needa do is sit there, do nothing and still get paid right? Sorry, I’m not such a person. In fact, get me to sit there not doing anything, I’d die of pure boredom. I’d even succumbed to watching Anime (really! No shit!), reading Manga, playing games, chit chat non-stop for hours and I’m still bored! Taskete kudasai ooo….anybody, pls!!!

Try doing something useful lar. Wah. Easy for you to say. Like what? I can’t think of anything useful to do in the office right now. Washing toilet? Brooming the office? Print and paste posters all over the walls? Play Win, lose or draw on the white board??? Aaarrrggghhh!

You know, before I started complaining, I even tried very hard to do useful stuffs. I read all the correspondence letters. Studied all the drawings. Checked all the approval chits. Read whatever damn reports that the office has. Having done all that, and not satisfied, I started fussing with my Notebook. Ya know, like thoroughly cleaning it, opened and explored every nook and cranny, deleting stuffs that I dun need, and reallocating everything else in rows of neat folders. I even painstakingly rearranged my humongous mp3 collections (over 15 GB mind you), re-folder and renamed all of those cute piccies/wallpapers that I collected since year 2001 (the year I started loving Anime & Manga) and *cries* I’m still, very much bored. -_-‘’

I even installed a new AVG Free Edition, updated all its Internal Virus Database, scanned my Notebook thrice and defrag-ed them too. Read all my Naruto & Bleach Manga and watched all my Naruto (New Naruto Series called Shippuuden up to epi 4) & Bleach latest epi 117. Having done all that I’m left yearning for more! Is something wrong with me?

At night, I tossed and turned and stayed wide wide awake till almost 3 in the morning. Last two nights I woke up at frigging 2 am to lau sai. Tiu lar. Really fuck man!

I’m so bloody restless now I think I can take up a parang to kill. Any suggestions on what else should I do before I resort to that ar? Aiii…

Naruto Shippuuden

This is kinda old news, but I still wanna write about it. Just learnt that Naruto fillers finally ended and they started a new Naruto series called Shippuuden. Whatever that means, I'm just so bloody glad that they ended the stupid-plain-degradingly-lame&blardy irritating fillers! Naruto banzai!!!

I finished watching them this morning Shippuuden epi 1-4 (psss... me woke up very early in the morning to watch them before I went to work, it's a good boost to start the day with) and was dang happy with the progress that Haruno Sakura made. That's some gal power babeh!!! Wish I could do that, I'd gladly pummel those peps on my hate lists to Pluto.. =P

Naruto is still the same ol' perv he is. Imagine that, his newly developed perverted ninjutsu. Hahaha...

Now I can't wait for the next epi to come, eventhough I kinda know what happens next cause I've read all the manga till Chapter 344 but still... I hunger for more... Hope I can survive the wait. Heehehehe

Why so many posts???

OKAY!!! This is the LAST one! I swear! Since I'll be gone for a couple of days tomorrow, I decided to post lotsa stuffs so that it's okay for me to be gone missing for several days. *hangs head low low* So go and read already. Stop complaining!!! And just read yourself silly lar wat...

I just found out that I can't post on regular basis. I can only write when the inspiration comes. When I feel like it. I tried forcing them out on several occasion and nope, it just won't come out. In fact, nothing came out. Haha. Surprised? I was. At first. Then I grew frustrated. Impatient. Then hor, if you stop and think, you'd see things differently, no? I did and I realize that sometimes, it's best to let things be. In my case, me only blog when me feel like it. So you won't be expecting daily posts, kay? I won't be doing daily posts. Only when I feel like it.

And when I feel like it, I post and post and post and post.... *fingers can't stop clicking & typing!*

Are you scared now? Muahahahahaha...

What Do Your Hands Say About You?

What Your Hands Say About You

You are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills. Idealistic and dreamy, you tend toward the impractical. You have a knack for getting yourself in sticky situations. Brainy and intelligent, you are intellectual to the point of being incomprehensible. Your emotions tend to be well though out. You're willing to wait out a bad situation, and you're never too quick to act.

What Do Your Hands Say About You?

How Rare Is Your Personality?

Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)

Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive. Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving.

How Rare Is Your Personality?

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

I did these just for the heck of it. Curious curious...

Your Eyes Should Be Brown

Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

Mine really brown wor. Am I like that???? =P

What Kind of Cake Are You?

You Are Strawberry Cake

Fresh, sassy, and romantic. You're a total flirt, who never would turn down a sugary treat. Occasionally you're a bit moody - but you usually stay sweet!

What Kind of Cake Are You?

How's Your CNY?

Happy CNY!!! Happy Chinese Chu Nian!!! See tat CNY card below? So cute rite? My uncle sent us tat. Ok ok ok. I know this is LATE but hey, better late than never right??? Besides, it's not Chap Goh Meh yet, so my CNY greetings still count wokay? ^^ Now open your eyes wide wide and ADMIRE the pigs below!!! Behold!!!

Ok. You done staring? Me wanna be the pig in the middle. Imagine sitting on a pile of gold like that. Uwah... and having so many followers. Centre of attention!!! Bwahahaha. So so so... How's your cny? Mine? Totally unproductive. Lazy. Downright lazy. Slept like a pig. Errr log. Errrrrr pig. Oink!

Truth is, I got stuck in the house for 3 whole days (15-17 Feb) cause my right foot was swollen stiff after attempting that crazy stunt of driving the old trash (my dad's soooo gonna kill me if he reads this... haha) of Nissan 130Y all the way from Sarikei to Sibu (on Valentine's Day), WITH a fractured right foot... sigh. My mum confined me at home cuz she's worried sick I'll lost my foot for good if she lets me roam around town. Wakakaka...

But, truth be told, I cudn't do much even if I wanted to. Can't shop. Can't walk. Can't go play play. Can't drive. *sigh*

That's why my cny was sooo unproductive. It's not really bad tho. I enjoyed myself. In different ways. Haha. This year, I have many drivers on stand-by. They do the driving. I just sit. Enjoy. Admire the scenery. Hohoho... This year is the first year I spent NOT being a driver. Niceee...

Me & my family went back to Kuching after spending several days in Sibu. The road was jam packed with vehicles coming from all places in Sarawak - all headed to Kuching. That's the pic taken upon reaching Serian.

Serian is a small town located some 65km away from Kuching. It has a population of approximately 80 + thousand people. Over half of them are Bidayuhs. Others are Chinese, Iban & Malay. The place is popular for Durians but lets not go there right now. I'll have problem wiping the drools off my silly mouth!!!

I put my Canon A540 to good use this year. Took lotsa pics with it!!! Check out the meow meow below!!! What a sight for sore eyes!!! What's that? It's the most popular Kuching landmark!!! Meow!!!