5 Things to do when you’re too dang free in the office (& ur boss is not around)

Here’s what I came up with in one of my crazy mood this morning.

1. Flush the toilet every 5 mins
2. Leave the water tap running
3. Use the toilet paper as table cloth
4. Wash his mug/cup INSIDE the toilet bowl. You got that right. Just tie a rope to it, lower it into the toilet bowl and FLUSH! See?! Sparkling clean oneeee…
5. Catch lipas, cicak, kutu and any other types of blood sucking insects that you can find and stuff them into your boss room. Make sure you put the kutu on his chair. Make sure it’s betina oneeee!!! Put the lipas (big fat well fed oneeee) inside his drawers. As for cicak, you can put them anywhere, they get to pansai here and there. Fui yoh. Best nye!!! Nyahahaha. Then seal up the half inch space underneath the door to ensure that those goodies remain inside his room. And hopefully, till he comes back to the office!

I’ll think up more later. When I feel like it. Nyehahaha…Or do you have any fun-tastic ideas to add to the list? *skips off*