JFPN 2 : Day 2

Minna san! Here's what I had today!

Breakfast
- 2 half boiled eggs
- 2 pcs of toasted bread with kaya & butter
- milo

Snack
- coffee bun

Lunch
- white rice
- steamed "fu gui" fish
- pickled vege (lak chai)
- stir fried cabbage

Dinner
- white rice
- steamed "fu gui" fish

Desert
- 2 pcs of red Dragon fruit

Snack
- 2 pcs of swiss roll
- half glass of Full Cream Milk

Ummm... I do eat too much eh?

-___-''

And umm... I did tell my mum yesterday that I'm gonna eat vege only cause I wanna jien fei but today she prepared fish for me instead of the normal meat cause she said fish won't make me fat wor. I relented because I have a weak heart and the fish meal just looks too tasty to be ignored and my nose was wreaking havoc in my mind.

T_T

I was really drooling by then. Awww... the flesh and blood is indeed very weak. Help me GOD!!!

JFPN 2 : Day 1

Muahahaha. JFPN 2 stands for "Jien Fei Project Number 2"!

Here's the list of food I ate today!

Brunch
- red wine mee sua (kampua style)
- 2 hard boiled eggs

Snack
- 3 pcs of Garlic Bread
- half glass of Full Cream Milk

Dinner
- white rice
- preserved bean curd
- omelette with onions
- chicken soup with mushrooms
- ladies fingers

Jien Fei Project Num 2!

I've decided. I'm going on diet. Is that how you guys put it? Hn. I'll shed those fats no matter what. Those stubborn fats that has been bugging me for months! I can't stand them anymore!

So, I'm jien fei-ing. Direct translation from chinese means "cut fat". Equivalent to shedding fats. Slimming. Keeping fit. What ever you wanna call it. I'm getting my old shape back!!!

I know I know. I've tried to jien fei before. It failed miserably. So, I'm gonna try new methods since all my usual methods aren't working their charms anymore.

New methods:-
- No meat consumption for 2 weeks
- Only have 2 meals per day
- Take more fruits and fibre based food eg vege and etc.
- Walking or jogging for 1 hour everyday!!

My food intake shall only consists:-
- veges
- fruits
- liquids

For veges I guess I'll stick to corns, baby carrots, green beans and potatoes.

I'll only take bananas and apples for fruits. Heck, I can practice apple peeling too. (Y-E-S! I can't peel apple skins even if my life depended on it okay... so wat?)

Liquids? Hmm... soup and drinks count, right?

Nyah!!! I'm cutting down on carbohydrates too. Serves me right for abusing my food consumption. I'll never do that again!

Start date : 23 September 2007
End date : 7 October 2007

And to make sure that I keep to my project, I'll post on my food intake on daily basis. So if I'm not sticking to my plans, you guys can all bash me with whatever weapons you want!

Last but not least, wish me luck! And don't forget to pray for me! =.=

Ajiten's food getting lousier and lousier...

I brought my whole family for a full Japanese dinner at Ajiten last night.

The food was a disappointment.

The price went up.

The services went down.

Food portion was smaller than usual.

No more refill for green tea as well.

Even though they have just renovated their establishment, I don't think I'll go there for a long long time.

Yuck.

does my blog lack anything?

You know. Occasionally, question like this jumps out of nowhere. I can't escape from it. As much as I don't mind, this question never fails to amuse me. Yeah, I guess curiosity kills the cat. But I'm not a cat, so does that apply still? Haha...

I went to the Mdm. Tang cafe for a lunch gathering with a couple of my friends today. Well, we're supposed to have 6 peps (including me) but well, the other couple couldn't make it cause they were sick (or at least 1 of them was sick, is sick...) and the other one had to go back to Sibu. Although it's just the three of us, we had a nice long chat from everything to anything. It was great. I miss a good talk with fellow friends. It's a good form of stress relief.

They even teased me to take pics of the food that we ordered so that I can post them up in my blog. I know I know. My blog is really kinda dead. Quite dead.

My digicam was perched somewhere in my room. Collecting dust. My passion in photography died quite sometime ago. Hmmm. I wonder what killed it?

They even gave me a hint : Pictures! Post more pictures!! That's the only thing your blog lacks of!!!

-_-'' I don't know why guys, and I hate it but it seems that I'm the only one who has the utter misfortune AND inability to access blogger.com be it to post new writings or just upload pictures. Sometimes, it took me days just to access my account and by the time I managed to do so, I've totally forgotten what I wanted to write cause I was so pissed off.

And I hardly get comments because most of my readers have such horrible experiences trying to comment on my posts (they told me themselves... ;_;). I guess that's another turn off eh? *sigh*

Besides, I haven't been blogging as much as I'd have preferred.

I just realized that I've worked too hard. I travel too much. I'm too tired to be able to do anything once I finished my tasks. I've used every single cell in my brain to memorize, to remember, to adjust and re-adjust all the activities, rescheduling and keeping track of all the shits at work. I've sapped my stamina and energy dry by worrying about trivial matters that won't earn me even an extra cent. So much so that I hardly have time to socialize. I hardly have time to blog. I hardly have time to stop and chat, to know what's going on around me. I hardly have time to go shopping. I hardly have time for anything fun or relaxing.

I miss the time when I had the chance to play badminton with my friends. I miss the outings, I miss the yam cha sessions with them. I miss the chats. The gossips!! Going to cinema for a movie. Taking a brief walk in the garden. Gatherings and gatherings and more gatherings. With friends, colleagues, ex-colleagues, old friends and etc etc.

Gosh I feel like a zombie. I sound as if I don't have a life. I sound so dead and mundane. Now, who the hell would want to read my blog the way it is?

Are you sure you are reading what I'm writing? You didn't come here by accident? Like you really come to check out on what I write?

Awww... thanks. Whether you genuinely care for me or you're just dropping by cause you're kaypoh and you want to find out the latest news and gossips, whoever you are, tenkiu.

Now now. Are you pissed that you read all this nonsense just to get me saying thank you to you? Be grateful now okay! At least I said thanks!!!

Aaaa... gomen. I'll think up of something. It appears that I need some adjustments to my own life. So gimme some time to put things back the way I want them to be. If you decided that you like my kinda crap, then come back often. You don't have to tell me who you are. The numbers of visitors are sufficient enough.

Thank you.

*bows low low*

recovering

Yo! I'm making slow progress, but I'm recovering from the food poisoning.

Will post more once I feel better....

food poisoning..

Gasp! They poisoned me! They did! They did!

Who else but the Philippines... gosh!

I was feeling extremely uncomfortable after having lunch with them at 1.30 PM yesterday. The assault started full swing at 4++ PM. I had diarrhea and vomited non-stop since 4.45 PM yesterday till 4 AM this morning. Wah lao eh!!! Talk about drastic fat-riddance. It's a good thing I'm made tough, unlike some sotong out there. But still, it's taking its toll on me.

I'm sleep deprived. I haven't taken anything since lunch at 1.30 PM yesterday till 10 AM this morning. To tell you the truth, I was actually starving but I stopped myself from eating anything because I know all of them will ended up in the toilet bowl. The food will be churned in my stomach (making matters worse for me) and then dumped out of my system thru diarrhea (more time in toilet) or vomit (also more time in the toilet). If this goes on for 3 days in a row, I'll definitely see my dream slim figure pretty soon.

But NO!!! I can't stand that! I won't have this! This is PURE torture! I'd rather be fat than suffer through this. This countless lau sai episode is killing me! It seems like I spent more time with the dang toilet bowl than in the bed! Heck, I'm starting to smell like toilet itself. Ewwww!!!! Pui!

I woke up at 6 AM today and the first thing I did was rush all the way to the toilet. Lau sai again. Wah piang eh! Die lor like this.

I kept doing that till 8.30 AM. Even as I checked out from hotel... even after putting all my luggages in the car... I rushed all the way back to the hotel to lau sai. UGH!

Sped all the way to the pharmacy and bought the chinese medicine to stop the diarrhea. Took two bloody sachets of them and guess what? The medicine is marvelous. I've stopped lau sai all together!

Awesome!

By the way, I flew back to Kuching this morning. It's a wonder that I didn't vomit inside the plane.

Now, I'm back at home in Kuching. Hugging my soft fluffy pillows. Sinking myself in MY nice comfy bed. Breathing in the scent of home sweet home and being pampered silly by my mum.

It's good to be home! Healthy or not, it's ALWAYS good to be home.

AAAaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

psssttt : I'm not going to the office later on. Pah... ;P

losing respect in guys, especially engineers

I just got back an hour ago from a site visit. The very much promised site visit with my company's constractor. The moment I reached the site though, I felt nothing but a pang of disappointment. I totally lost respect for the Engineer (let's call him EJ) who's supposed to man the site there.

What? I've gone to take care of other sites (fully relieved that the EJ is going to take care of the site here) for two weeks and I came back to a total ruins.

The things (some called it Scope of Work) that EJ's supposed to cover on the site has been totally neglected.

The site looked worse than before. Before that it looked okay. Acceptable. Now? *shakes head*

And a reliable source reported to me that EJ has not gone to the site for close to a week.

I confirmed this too because whenever I called him for the past few days and asked him where was he, the answer is always "At home...".

Either that, or he never answers my phone calls. Never replied my sms.

*rolls eyes*

I asked him why didn't he go to site or office and I get the silent treatment. No explanation. No excuses. No reasons. Just silence.

THAT's one of the reason why I can't accept Engineers as my boyfriend (not that I want him to be my bf, he's old, he's dark, he's ugly, and he's married . As friend (to a certain extend) yes, but boyfried - no. Potential husband? BIG NO NO!

MOST of them are NOT gentlement in ANY way. They excelled in being totally irresponsible and can score 101% in cheating, lying and boasting competition.

Number 1 male chauvinist pigs. Yeah they are always right. Yeah nobody can prove them wrong. And yeah, they have the ultimate say.

*S-P-A-T!!*

If they are none of the above, then they are plain plain stupid.

Only a precious 3% of them are the kind, nice, gentlements that they are. Fully responsible, friendly, easily adapting to surroundings and very cooperative...

Back to reality though,...

AND he dares to tell everybody that it's my job to be full time on site. He stated ever so loudly that HIS job is to sit in the office.

O.o

OMG! OMG! OMFG!!!!!

Guys. Tidak tahu malu punye binatang (translate : animals who know no shame). So bloody thick faced.

Should I send him back to Philippine?? Because other than lazing around, boasting and pushing reponsibilities to every possible directions, I don't see him doing anything worth mentioning. At all.

*breathes in deeply... deeply... deeper still...*

Oooo... a challenge eh?

*evil grins*

It's about time. I've been bored half dead without any interesting "happenings".

Hn. I'm contemplating two things :

1) write formal letter to his boss and cc to mine, or

2) write a full length report and submit them to my boss and his boss and then cc to anybody else with enough perks / interests to read...

... spicy... should be. Right?

It's HIS job to take care of the site. Transfer of technology so as to speak. He knows all the specification. Supposedly. I've been told he's the expert. He's supposed to help us setup the site. So, how can you setup the site by being absent from it?

My job? My job is to check on him. To make sure he's not slacking off. That he's really giving us the very much needed input. My job is to tell him the norms of how we get things done here. The procedures. The proper channels to go for in order to get things done. The various government departments and agencies involved. My job is to prepare the countless paper works and frigging documentations needed to get the goddamn things done.

His job? Providing input. And he has the audacity to tell people that I should be on site? Do I need to be on site if I can't give input? It's his job! HIS job! To teach my underlings how to get things done. To train them. My job is to monitor them!

Fuck him. All of them got their priorities wrong - including his moron of a boss and his colleagues. They got their pictures, their BIG PICTURES painted upside down!

I'm sooo tempted to start a full fledge war. It'll be interesting to see their reactions. I can't wait. And even as I'm typing now, I can't help but thinking and considering the things that I should put in the report. *giddy*

Yeah. I'm bad. That much I admit. So don't fucking mess with me!

p/s : An advice from me to all guys out there. If you don't know how to do your things, don't act as if you know. And even if you know your stuffs, don't EVER end up bullying girls. Because only low life losers and filthy sscums do that. Where's your honor as a man huh? Where the fuck is it?! Fucking losers. Yeah. You're one mother fucking loser if you've ever done any of those stuffs mentioned above. Pushing responsibilities away. Lying. Cheating. Double standards. Biased. Acting that you're always right. Never admiting your mistakes. (Gosh!The damn list is endless! Grrr..)

school days : naughty moments...

Hahaha. I'm browsing through my own blog just now and gosh! I've written so many angry and angsty posts. They sounded miserable and yep, I haven't done anything fun in quite a while. So, I'm thinking about writing something funny, which is, at the same time, downright honest and true. Memories... Ah! They surely bring me back to those good ol' times that I miss so much. Hahaha

So, which ones should I write about? Hmmm... how about my naughtiest moments in school times? *giggles* HEhehe, I DO have many naughty things to confess. They are nothing serious,... or at least I think they aren't..heheh

Zeng zeng zeng zeng!!! Ladies and gentlement,

I present to you, my naughtiest moments in Primary school... mwahahaha!

!) My Maths teacher once knocked my head with his knuckle cuz I was slow in solving the Maths problem in class. That was in Primary 4. I was furious! How can you expect me to give you answers in 2 seconds time! I got my revenge the next day when the teacher came to school with a swollen and totally yellow tainted right butt. He had a nasty "boil" growth (also known as furuncle) and the yellow stuff is actually the iodine. I stabbed his butt AT THAT PARTICULARLY YELLOW PLACE using my mechanical pencil (yeah, OUCH!) and then ran around the classroom with the fuming teacher chasing me all around! Muahahaha!

boil ² (boil) Source of Ref.
n. A painful, circumscribed pus-filled inflammation of the skin and subcutaneous tissue usually caused by a local staphylococcal infection. Also called furuncle.

2) I loved to twist two pieces of staple's bullet to form this nasty protruding wire that pricks you when you sit on it. I made heaps of them and then place them on the teacher's chair. Our hypothesis that she's a dinosaur was confirmed when she sat on it and didn't suffer anything. Later, we checked the chair and saw that all the wires I placed there was totally pen-chek. Totally flat!!! It was confirmed then that she has butt as coarse as elephant's feet and that her butt somehow exudes "chi". Awesome.

3) Me and my classmates (several naughty ones lar) played hide-and-seek with the very same Maths teacher I mentioned above. The only thing is, we hide the rotan (translate : rattan. It's used to beat students to make them behave themselves) instead of ourselves. And we're very cooperative too. We won't tell nor give away the location of the rattans even after minutes of interrogation and persuasion. The teacher got so mad, he went next class to borrow theirs. *sigh* wasted effort.

4) I used to put a little bit of colgate on my palm for the teacher to can. The colgate helps to ease the pain. You hardly feel painful when they canned you.

5) I used to "copy" during Chinese tests. ONLY in chinese tests!!! My chinese sucks big time okay! My Primary 3 chinese teachers always warned us "Don't copy or you'll get 0%!!" Alas, all the students sitting on the same table with me got 100%!! We copied faster than photostating machine the very moment the teacher turned his head away! Hahaha!

6) I played "seremban" while my Pendidikan Moral teacher was teaching in the class. I was challenged and I couldn't resist it. I threw the "stone" too high and in the end, almost failed to catch it. But hor, I stood up and jumped to the front to catch it just to prove that I could do it. The moment I caught the stone though, my Moral teacher was screaming "What are you doing!!!" at me. I won the challenge but teacher caught me on the spot. I was canned 10 times on each palms. Nyeh. Hardly even feel it. Blehhh!

Note : Seremban is a game consisting of those 7 little stones/biji dabai kids used to play with long long time ago. You can even use rubber seeds. All you have to do is pick one stone, throw it up high high, and then tried to grab the rest of the rock either one go or in a combination of numbers and then re-catch the one that you threw up earlier together. If you failed, you lose and have to wait your turn next.

7) I was a prefect in Primary 6 and I had this nasty look + death stare that can melt anybody with a weak heart within seconds. Pssstt. I was naughty and super bad tempered at the same time. Students were so scared of me that they cowered when I tahan them. I always coed to them "Sing me that song you sang just now. It's sooo niccceeeee..." *evil grins* Gosh. I was evil. Evil still. Kehkehkeh

8) Apparently, I was so nasty that students stopped running within 10m radius surrounding me. They cabut as soon as they were out of my range though. My friend once told me that they were afraid that I'd throw that stick in my hand and pierce their body through with it. Back then, I had pure brute strength and damn cun accuracy. -_-''

9) I shouted "She's ah bui, she's ah bui. You can beat her!!!" to my friend during a badminton competition with other schools. My friend was playing single and her opponent was this fat tall girl who delivers very powerful shots, long range and knows how to chua chi (makes you run up and down to waste your stamina). I was a great supporter to my friends okay. In the end, she lost but yeah, we enjoyed the game. By the way, the ah bui has grown into this lovely sexy soft spoken young lady and we're good friends now. Ahaks! Long story. Tell you in future posts kay. *wink wink* Yo! You know who you are yah! Kekeke...

When I graduated from Primary school to Secondary school, I thought that I would change. I changed from brute strength to foul mouthed. Cheeky. Here, my naughtiest moments in Secondary school...

1) I did my Add-Maths homework during Biology class and my Biology homework during the Add-Maths class. When both teachers caught me asked me why did I do that, I told themt that their classes are boring and I needed something "chee kek" to make my brain functions. Besides, the homework's due soon.

2) I played chess at the back of the classroom with the badass arrogant guy in our class while our stupid Geography teacher (we called him Cikgu Rojak) was teaching at the front. That was in Form 2. I challenged the arrogant guy to a match cuz the damn guy was screaming "CHECK MATE" while the teacher was teaching and since the teacher didn't care nor say anything, I joined him. After all, the teacher's a jerk. Oh yeah. That, and he taught us about "ubi kentang" for 4 days in a row (damn idiot forgot where he stopped at the end of each lesson and so, he repeated the same shits day after day until somebody in our class corrected him... duhhh).

3) I slowly walked ten rounds around our school's football field just cause the damn PJ teacher insisted on it eventhough I was having gastric. Otherwise, he'll fail me. See what cruel teachers we had back then? I made him wait whole morning though, he was so furious I could see him trembling by the road side. Hahaha! Pssttt... it was drizzling then too... Muahahaha!

4) I once argued with both my Sejarah (translate : History) and Geography teachers about the tests I did. As you might have known, in History, we learnt the ancient names of the places and then in Geography, we learnt the current names of those countries. Well, I mixed them up (cuz I was nervous and time was running out) and both teachers marked me wrong. I put Historical names in my Geography test and current names in my History test. My argument with the teachers was that both names are correct : One being their old name, and the other being their current name. And the location of those places hasn't changed. So, I know that the mineral was situated at that place. Old names or current names or not, the place I pointed out was correct! Hence, they SHOULD NOT mark me wrong! Both teachers were dumbfounded and in the end marked me correct just to rid me from further pestering them. I can be very persistent ya know. ;P

5) I was so lazy to bring the whole damn textbooks to school cuz they are heavy and more often than not, the goddamn teachers didn't even use it. So, I photocopied the textbooks (shrinked 2 pages on 1 side page, which means that there are 4 pages on just 1 piece of paper, both sided) and only bring the chapter that the teacher's teaching to school. I had trouble with my History teacher though. He wanted me to bring the whole real ORIGINAL textbook. I told him it's heavy, I was damn poor, I could't afford it, bla bla bla. In fact, I did have it okay. My creative answers bemused him no end and I ended up being called to answer his questions EVERY frigging time he was teaching in my class. He said that my answers intrigued him and it's a very good basis to study History. Pah!!!

He also said he'll kill me himself if I didn't get 1 in my SPM Sejarah. I scored 1. Phew. Which is the reason why I'm able to blog now. =P

Ahhh... memories... Such beautiful memories...

So, tell me wallies... are you entertained?! Haha!

gym or no gym?

Good morning people. Rise and shine.

How's your day? Mine? As usual. Boring. I'm still waiting for the contractor to come and see me. I hate waiting. *drums fingers on the table*

While waiting for the Snailey (the contractor lor) to come, I dwelled in the thoughts of slimming down. Of course, there's no way I can slim down by merely thinking about it only. I need to do something and I need to do them fast.

Either I cut down on my eating, or I exercise. Starving myself to death is out of the question because I have gastric and that means constant eating, in small portions and on time basis. Don't get me wrong. I do like sweet stuffs, eg. ice creams, chocolates and drinks but I don't take them excessively. In fact, I can't stand taking too much sweets myself. I don't eat junk food such as snacks/keropok/cuttlefish and etc etc (apart from ice cream and peanuts) and I don't take sweets nor chewing gums. Exercise as in going to gym. I believe right now, I'm at the fattest stage in my entire 28 years of life here on earth. I have to shed those extra fat fast fast before I resort to cutting down on what I'm eating.

Why? I've tried cutting down on my food intake. To my utter horror, what used to work wonders on me is not working anymore! If before, I'll lose weight by merely cutting down on my food intake, now it makes no difference at all.

;_; I really really really feel like crying. So now I have to try gym. Gosh. I really dislike gym ya know. But I have no other choice. It's either I go jogging, or I go to gym. Should I try jogging first before I go to gym?

Aaaarrrggghhhhh... H-E-L-P!!!!!!

Helicopter ride in Sibu

I took these pictures a while back during my last visit to Sibu. For those of you sua-pa-lang who has never been to Sibu/Sarawak, feast on.

We went to the Sibu Airport because the helicopter was "parked" there.

The VIP waiting room at the airport while we waited for the heli ride. We reached there in 2 groups so we had to wait our turns. ^_^

Uwah! My first helicopter ride in Sibu!!!

This picture shows the place further away from Sibu town. It's full of residential areas and the two enormously huge buildings (blue roofing) are actually the shopping complexes (Farley, the largest in Sibu, on top right of the pic and Sin Kwong, newly opened, at the bottom of the pic)

Ladies & gentlement, this is Sibu town in all its grandeur... \^o^/

A closer look as we approaches... The two tall buildings are Tanahmas Hotel and Premier Hotel. They are quite famous in Sibu, both in terms of services provided and also serving as landmarks.

When we flew past Tanahmas Hotel we circled this magnificent building called Wisma Sanyan. Most of the government offices eg JKR are located in this building. This is also the place to be if you're looking for CDs and DVDs to buy. Also housed the famous Korean dining area called Magna and the ever famous Chinese Restaurant called Blue Splendour at the ermm.. 4th or 5th floor.. haha.. my bad, I can't remember. =P

And... just to present to you the longest river in Sarawak, the Rajang River

Breathtaking isn't it? No??

We landed at the back of Wisma Sanyan. It's quite a walk away though. ;p

Now now... enough pictures already? So, how ketinggalan zaman are we Sarawakians eh? Not very much so right?

After this, don't go to any Sarawakian and ask the number 1 dumb question : Do you live in jungles, caves, trees? I'll tripple slap you!!! Macamlah we so damn advance, can live in caves and still log on to the net and post them pictures and update blogs huh? Where's your brain huh? Mana you sembunyi ooii?! Where?!

Ahahaha... I got a bit carried away. So if you wanna go to Sibu, gimme a shout! Draw you maps I shall. Hmmm...

drawing

When was the last time you've drawn something? Doodles perhaps?

To be honest, I haven't drawn anything in a while. Sketches of site layouts, yes. Those are mainly 2-Ds. I used to draw lots of cartoon animals. Cute stuffs like Fido-dido too (bleh... used to be cute okay). Sceneries but never Anime. I didn't like Anime until the end of year 2001.

It's not like I started drawing Anime out of the blue. Nope. But I just had the urge to draw...something. Anything. After all those years, I do wonder how well can I still draw. Whether or not my skills have gone rusty. Maybe amu already. Don't even know how to draw properly.. Curious curious. Kakaka. So, what did I draw? The mineral bottle on the table next to my Laptop. My scientific calculator. Sketches of bridge designs. Some Anime characters. Their eyes to be exact. I don't know why but I find anime characters' eyes to be mostly fascinating. And lastly, my mobile phone.

So, so so... does it look like Samsung Z-240? Of course, the real phone is actually much slimmer but I'd be an artist if I can follow everything down to the tiniest details. Haha...

That's what happens when you've got nothing better to do. Ah. Correction. When I have nothing better to do. Oh dear...

My my. I've just remembered something. This is the first picture I've posted in ages! That's like what... half a year perhaps? Hahaha

stupid questions...

My aunt called at 5 PM just now when I was sleeping in the hotel.

*mobile phone rings*

Me : Hello? *VERY sleepy voice*

Aunt : Hello?! Eh, where are you?

Me : In the hotel. Sleeping.

Aunt : Oh. What are you doing there?

Me : -___-'' Sleeepppiinnngggg...

Aunt : Oh. Why you didn't come today? You told me you'd come today.

Me : All my activities were cancelled. No transport. Can't go. I'll call you once I rescheduled everything, kay...

Aunt : Oh... Where are you ar?

Me : ....

Truth be told, I was sooo goddamn pissed. Annoyed. All of a sudden, I didn't feel sleepy at all. I was wide awake. Her questions pissed me off. I was sooo bloody prompted... no, TEMPTED to ask her

Wei!!! Your ears got stuck inside your assholes issit?!!! Why the fuck you can't listen properly??!

But no. Instead, I told her in a slightly annoyed voice ...

Me : Aiyahhhh... told you liao I'm in the hotel sleeeeping!

Aunt : Okokok. Bye..

You say lar. You say lar. Stupid or not? I fucking can't stand them. I hate answering stupid questions. Kanneh. I so wanna cut them fucking lines! Tiu niamah!

Boring day : Cancelled meeting, rescheduled site visit...

Today sucks. The meeting's been cancelled. Even the site visit (my only survival hope from total boredom) was cancelled at the last minute too because the contractor went missing. I'm freaking pissed of calling anybody today. Most of my calls today either went unanswered or went straight into voice mails. Fuck voice mails. And fuck them for not answering. And fuck them for their busy tones.

And fuck blogger too. It took me two fucking days just to log on. Goddamn it. What the fuck is going on? Practically everything went wrong. Geezzz. Fuck!

There aren't any movies worth watching showing in the cinema too.

My friends are all busy busy busy. Working. Jaga anak. Traveling. Attending courses.

For those who aren't busy, I'm damn paiseh in calling them out. Later on ppl salah faham. Then all hell break lose. Tiu.

So, with my blood boiling all over my body, I went to bed. Slept myself dizzy. Until my aunt woke me up, with a stupid phone call. Asking loads of stupid questions that irritate me further.

What's the matter with people nowadays? And what's the matter with me? Have I gone nuts?

I'm bored out of my life and I simply can't stand conversing with total idiots. They ruin my day. They fucking ruin my day. AND... talking about idiots, I had the miserable misfortune of talking with a downright jerk last week. The conversation goes like this:

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Me : Help me to buy two cartons of milk. Got special offer now. RM2.99 per carton. Normal price RM3.20.

Idiot : What flavour?

Me : Milk. Fernleaf. Yellow box. Neh, the ones I bought together with you that day one aaa...

Idiot : What flavour?

Me : ... Milk lar!

Idiot : I know. What flavour you want? Got two flavour you know.

Me : Of coz I know! The other is chocolate. I want milk. MILK!

Idiot : What flavour??

Me : KNN CCB you fucking moron!!! I told you I want milk. MILK! Which part of that you didn't fucking understand?!!!! Are you of the Ma decendants or what? MCB why the fuck are you so stupid!!!!!

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I have many many many experiences with idiots. Dunce. I'll write and post them up if blogger behaves later on. Go and find them up at Dialogue. If you want to read them that is.

For now, I'll just stay in the hotel and eat cheese cakes, drink lotsa heavily caffeined coffee, watch the stupid box, listen to jerks screaming their lungs out and try to sleep.

Conclusion of today : Sucks. Horrible. I've had better days. I've seen better days. Geezzz...

tired, lazy and bored...

That's right. Lately, I'm tired, lazy and bored.

I get tired of working (too much pressure, too high expectations, too many impossible AND unnecessary demands... TOO be tahan)...

.. too lazy to wake up in the morning (not enough sleep + it's raining and damn nice to sleep in)...

.. too bored (because I've finished all the stuffs I need to take care of and left with nothing else to do in the office)...

Don't get me wrong. Of course, I can do other things. Things like chatting, bullshitting, go yam cha, gossip gossip, lepak here and there, go out for breakfast, lunch, go shopping and yeah, surf the internet, reading manga, downloading anime and bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda... (endless list)

To be very frank here, I've been sitting in the office reading manga online for two whole days while waiting for further instructions from my boss/top management/whatever you call it.

The meeting is tomorrow. Traveling has been postponed and rescheduled SOOO many times (this better be good!).

*prays*

I hope I won't be sent to travel this week. I've had enough! Enough! I wanna sleep in my own bed! I wanna laze around and be in my own house, in my own room, hugging my own pillows, stuff toys, sleeping in my own bed and eating my mum's special home cook meals!

Grrr...

I'm in a somewhat restless-moody state.

B-E-W-A-R-E!!! I Bite! (whenever I feel like it)

*sigh*

Awww... another senseless post from me. Bear with me please. I'll get over this soon enough.

weird pronunciations...

Have you ever noticed the weird pronunciations some people use when conversing in English? Especially those from foreign countries? I've had several encounters but what baffled me the most are the pronunciation of Philippines. No matter how highly educated they are they always, ALWAYS pronounce certain words differently. And man, they always baffle me. Really.

Examples of their pronunciations:

Example 1
What they said : Let's fuck them!
What they really meant : Let's fax them!

Hint : They were talking about faxing the letters to a certain somebody.

O.O'' Don't believe me? Really. They pronounced fax as fuck. I got the shock of my life when they said that in front of me. I looked at them and asked "Excuse me?! Who do you wanna fuck??!"

They roared in laughter when they realized what I was thinking. Geez!

Example 2
What they said : Where's your bug door?
What they really meant : Where's your back door?

Hint : They were actually talking about exit doors. I nearly banged my head to the nearest wall because I look like a total idiot staring at them, asking them again and again what was it that they really want. In the end, I made them spell the damn word out. Grrr...

Well, it's sad to say that I'm always exhausted after talking with them for long hours because I'm worried that my pronunciations will go haywire. Normally, I'll try talking to other people in English (with proper pronunciation) just to get rid of the stupid Philippine accent that somehow contaminated my system. I'm worried sick that I'd end up with pronunciations like them! Aaarrrggghhh!!!