My aunt called at 5 PM just now when I was sleeping in the hotel.
*mobile phone rings*
Me : Hello? *VERY sleepy voice*
Aunt : Hello?! Eh, where are you?
Me : In the hotel. Sleeping.
Aunt : Oh. What are you doing there?
Me : -___-'' Sleeepppiinnngggg...
Aunt : Oh. Why you didn't come today? You told me you'd come today.
Me : All my activities were cancelled. No transport. Can't go. I'll call you once I rescheduled everything, kay...
Aunt : Oh... Where are you ar?
Me : ....
Truth be told, I was sooo goddamn pissed. Annoyed. All of a sudden, I didn't feel sleepy at all. I was wide awake. Her questions pissed me off. I was sooo bloody prompted... no, TEMPTED to ask her
Wei!!! Your ears got stuck inside your assholes issit?!!! Why the fuck you can't listen properly??!
But no. Instead, I told her in a slightly annoyed voice ...
Me : Aiyahhhh... told you liao I'm in the hotel sleeeeping!
Aunt : Okokok. Bye..
You say lar. You say lar. Stupid or not? I fucking can't stand them. I hate answering stupid questions. Kanneh. I so wanna cut them fucking lines! Tiu niamah!
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