weird phonecallsss...

I've been getting lots of that lately. Weird phone calls. Weird sms. Almost everyday. And at the most annoying of times.

Some of them started off like this:-

Cayang, I manyak cinta sama u. Why you tdk reply I sudah. U tak cayang sama I lagi ke?

Or this:-

Wei, why you treat me like that? You don't remember me? Neh, I'm the cute cute one in Miri here jek. Continues to make moaning sound.

Eeee!!!! You know what? All my hairs stand up straight straight listening to calls like that!

See char bor!
Chao char bor!
Gong char bor!
Siao char bor!

I really mou ngan tai. It's obvious the guys ditched you all stupid gals already and here you are, calling my phone number, moaning like some goddamn cheap horny cats by the alley. I siram you with hot boiling water baru you tau!

The worst is the second caller featured above. She's a chinese (you bring shame to chinese gals I tell you!!!) from Miri and she kept calling me (like so blardy rajin like that) continuously and especially when I was busy at the site until I hafta bark into the phone :

How many times do I have to tell you that you got the wrong number you siao char bor, gong char bor, you see char bor you!!! I'm a gal lar wei, not guy lar cipet you! Ki-si-lar lu! Chao ku liu! KNNCCB!!!

If she called me again I'd put up her phone number on those porn sites and have those horny guys screw her to death! Damn tulan I tell you!

Another Malay gal also kept calling my number not so long ago. She called and called and called and said all those nonsense. In the end, I took revenge by answering ALL of her phone calls and entertained her to the sound of wind howling, radio blasting and strange farting noises. It satisfies me immensely to learn that the silly bitch is actually wasting her money by having me answering her calls. Muahahaha!

She never called me back since then.

And today, I got another weird call. Don't get me wrong. It's not one of those si anu anu, but this person, I sort of know her cause I've dealt with her several times over the phone. Today, she sounded so frustrated and was so whiny and all that. So much so my eyes nearly fell out when I heard what she said. Here's part of the conversation. She's red. I'm blue. ;P

Miss. xxx, I've been trying to call your office in Kch for so many times and nobody answers my calls. Why?! Why?!! WHY?!

O.o ... -_-'' .... *silence*

I called your xxx Department also nobody answers the phone. Is your receptionist on leave or something happened or what? Is she dead?

Erm... who are you trying to reach?

(Totally ignoring me).. I've also tried again and again to call your PM (Mousie lor) but how come he never answers the phone oneee?!!! Why isn't anybody in your office answering my phone calls???! Why?! What's going on?!!!

=.='' Hey, I answered you... Just...

(She cuts me off) But it's so frustrating you know! I've been wasting all my time trying to reach all of you and you..... bla bla bla bla bla

Hold on hold on. Allow me to explain, ok? FYI, our company is currently moving to a new office so the telephone line's probably still not up yet. What with renovation and all those stuffs. *pause*

.......

As for my PM, he's ALWAYS like that. He hardly answers any of our phone calls. Probably scared of phones gua... *pause*

......

As for the people you're trying to reach, just tell me the names and I'll give you their phone numbers if I have them. If not, I'll give you other direct lines where you may be able to reach or get hold of them. If you still can't get them then gimme a shout and I'll fix that for you. How does that sound like to you?

Wonderful!!

She then proceeded to give me the names of the people she wanted to contact.

Weird or not? Either she's been under tremendous pressure or she's getting the Monday blues just like Garfield.

The last weird call I can handle. No problem. But not those from horny gals who definitely needs spanking. Euuu!!! So gatal!

I'm so blardy tulan when I get those calls. How do you deal with them lar? Any good ideas or not?